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Mar 14, 2011 8:46:20 GMT 1
Post by markelt on Mar 14, 2011 8:46:20 GMT 1
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/9423690.stmI've heard this sort of stuff a few times now. When exactly did volley lose its meaning of 'kicking a ball before it hits the ground' and acquire the meaning of 'kicking a ball'. Incidentally, sith, apart from the shocking defending, I was amazzed at Andre Marriner's not a penalty decision explosion. And why has his career dipped so far he's to be found reffing TSOs in whatever division that is? 
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Volley
Mar 14, 2011 10:21:11 GMT 1
Post by fgrfc_dan on Mar 14, 2011 10:21:11 GMT 1
That's a half-volley at best and I'm not even sure it's that.
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Volley
Mar 14, 2011 11:09:06 GMT 1
Post by JohnnyNeptune on Mar 14, 2011 11:09:06 GMT 1
they gave us a premiership ref because the ref for the game at their place gave them 2 penalties that weren't penalties, didn't give us 2 penalties that were penalties and sent our players off for having the audacity to be on the same pitch as ENORMOUS southampton
of course, in having a premiership referee he ensured he did what premiership referees do. let the big teams win at all costs.
i can't see those highlights at work, can you see me sneaking out?
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belly77
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Mar 14, 2011 11:18:23 GMT 1
Post by belly77 on Mar 14, 2011 11:18:23 GMT 1
I thought you gave up on AFC when they were shite?
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Volley
Mar 14, 2011 11:20:26 GMT 1
Post by JohnnyNeptune on Mar 14, 2011 11:20:26 GMT 1
shut up
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belly77
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Mar 14, 2011 11:28:07 GMT 1
Post by belly77 on Mar 14, 2011 11:28:07 GMT 1
Well what changed?
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Mar 14, 2011 11:40:33 GMT 1
Post by markelt on Mar 14, 2011 11:40:33 GMT 1
sith
My match report based on those highlights.
- Defensive farce leads to Bournemouth taking lead in front of packed temporary stand. Goal scored by hot blonde Laura Dalleyvalley. Good to see wenches getting a game.
- Defensive farce leads to Southampton equaliser. Lambert pinches ball off idiot AFC defender, crosses for Lee Bernard to head in at near post thanks to fey flap from Boscombe's hapless custodian*. He won't want to see that again on - ha - tonight's show.
- Defensive farce as AFC striker is clearly bundled over by Soton* defender. Andre Marriner obeys FIFA Big Club Directive.
- Defensive farce as feeble grasscutter free kick is allowed to bounce 14 times in the Bournemouth area before being dispatched in off the post by a miskick.
- Apparently Kettering Town now take the field as 'The Cherries' hoof the ball amilessly forward where Anton Robertson offers up a new meaning of the word 'volley' while hitting the crossbar.
- Decent free kick from Ricky Lambert gives commentator the chance he's been waiting for all game to say 'local bragging rights', 'trademark free kick' and 'win which might prove priceless at the end of the season'
- Soton bring on Boris Johnson to add moment of comedy gold as the bumbling mayor reprises his most famous moment on a football pitch, takes out a Bournemouth player and gets sent off.
- Commentator wins commentary bingo this week with summing up that sees Bournemouth 'slip out of the promotion places' while Southampton's 'promotion dreams remain very much alive'.
- But now some of your emails.
- Switches over.
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Mar 14, 2011 11:49:29 GMT 1
Post by brispie on Mar 14, 2011 11:49:29 GMT 1
Does anybody actually sit up on a Saturday night and watch the whole thing?
Surely it's just wait for it to go on the red button and fast forward all the talking bits for the goals?
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Volley
Mar 14, 2011 11:59:48 GMT 1
Post by JohnnyNeptune on Mar 14, 2011 11:59:48 GMT 1
moving swiftly on, because i'm still very cross about the whole thing...
did anyone see the awaggian rentaquote in the observer sport yesterday?
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Mar 14, 2011 20:05:19 GMT 1
Post by markelt on Mar 14, 2011 20:05:19 GMT 1
moving swiftly on, because i'm still very cross about the whole thing... did anyone see the awaggian rentaquote in the observer sport yesterday? No. brispie My son Statto watches it but the fast forward button gets a proper workout. |
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Mar 15, 2011 9:53:07 GMT 1
Post by brispie on Mar 15, 2011 9:53:07 GMT 1
I'm quite stattoish, but even I have to fast forward. Just show the goals and get on with it.
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Volley
Mar 15, 2011 10:16:15 GMT 1
Post by markelt on Mar 15, 2011 10:16:15 GMT 1
Credit to the BBC but they've stuck to their guns with that wench sitting on a desk saying 'Dave emails from Bury to say 'we were bad' meanwhile Chris has emailed from Leicester to say 'we were good'. If you want to know what eternity is like, you just need to watch that bit of the show.
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Mar 15, 2011 10:47:56 GMT 1
Post by merkin on Mar 15, 2011 10:47:56 GMT 1
sith
Answer belly's question.
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Mar 15, 2011 13:27:51 GMT 1
Post by daleylama on Mar 15, 2011 13:27:51 GMT 1
Yeah, answer the question you glory hunting fairweather Cherry.
'Glory hunting' and "Bournemouth" - whoda thunk it?
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Mar 15, 2011 13:54:38 GMT 1
Post by JohnnyNeptune on Mar 15, 2011 13:54:38 GMT 1
his question is irrelevant as i have never supported either aberdeen or arsenal
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Mar 15, 2011 15:35:19 GMT 1
Post by basilrobbiereborn on Mar 15, 2011 15:35:19 GMT 1
I watch the FLS on Saturdays when the Evil have played away ; after home games I'm as likely as not gadding around Fleetwood's social highspots.**
It does take an eternity, but I have a fatal fascination with Lizzie's slot, if you'll pardon the expression. And I liked The Wench That Isn't Lizzie on Saturday, she was rather nice.
** Fleetwood Workingmen's Club, mainly.
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