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Post by brispie on Apr 4, 2011 12:46:17 GMT 1
Apparently I am currently being shown at 10 to the hour every hour.
A piece about less people playing at grass roots football. I'm the bloke in the red and blue kit with very short and thinning hair.
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Post by ab on Apr 4, 2011 12:48:01 GMT 1
Wilbur was going to watch, instead he's just wandering around headbutting stuff while muttering "fewer, fewer, fewer".
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Post by brispie on Apr 4, 2011 12:53:42 GMT 1
 ! I was arguing with the mother in law t'other day that your welcome and you're welcome didn't really matter. |
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Post by markelt on Apr 4, 2011 13:08:36 GMT 1
Except that they mean completely different things.
I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to Sky to get you taken off the airwaves before you do any more harm.
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Post by Bernie on Apr 4, 2011 13:15:02 GMT 1
Here here*. Who the fuck says "your welcome", in the name of all that's Cliff?
I believe only the US, Russia, China and France currently have (or have ever had) SSNs.
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Post by ab on Apr 4, 2011 13:17:28 GMT 1
I suppose if someone thanks you for stabbing them when they come to visit it doesn't matter if you tell them it is their welcome or that they are welcome. I'd worry for the life chances of any future grandchildren if they were being brought up by someone who didn't think speaking good English mattered much.  |
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Post by markelt on Apr 4, 2011 13:28:12 GMT 1
Dear Mr Murdoch
We feel we need to tell you that the thinning middle-aged stabby looking bloke in red and blue on your news bulletins has no regard for the Queen's English. He needs to be removed from our impressionable screens to a place where his callous approach can do no harm, wethinks*
You're's, the undersigned
AWAG
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Apr 4, 2011 13:33:31 GMT 1
undersinged shurely
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Post by Bernie on Apr 4, 2011 13:35:07 GMT 1
..and neptune is certainly familiar with the queens' english. Bona!
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Apr 4, 2011 13:37:19 GMT 1
nice basket you omi-polone
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Post by brispie on Apr 4, 2011 13:41:14 GMT 1
I didn't fully realise the language pedantry on this board. I'll try harder to wind you all up in future.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Apr 4, 2011 13:42:46 GMT 1
fuck off you didn't realise. how long have you been here? it's all we do.
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Post by Bernie on Apr 4, 2011 14:03:44 GMT 1
Well, that and harmless homoerotic flirting. With a nickname like "stabber", you really should join in..
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Post by brispie on Apr 4, 2011 14:47:07 GMT 1
I'm from t'coal mines. Even if I was gayer than your father I'd still not be able to reveal it, even in a playful way.
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Post by Bernie on Apr 4, 2011 14:52:21 GMT 1
Plenty of bumming going on in coal mines. You'll recall there hasn't been much news from those Chileans since they dug them up. Too busy cornholing one another.
And didn't we establish that your dad was a bit gay not so long ago?
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Apr 4, 2011 14:56:57 GMT 1
not just a bit gay but inappropriately gay
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Post by GroveR on Apr 5, 2011 13:13:39 GMT 1
Where's Catfry? No thread on violently repressed heemersecshualertee is complete without Eltham's finest.
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Post by Will_75 on Apr 5, 2011 15:31:46 GMT 1
Eltham's finest cockwasher. I miss those days.
I'm ignoring the you're/your thing, for my own sanity.
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Post by ab on Apr 6, 2011 8:58:39 GMT 1
Where do you stand on the death of the subjunctive "If I were you" being replaced by "If I was you"?
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Post by Will_75 on Apr 6, 2011 9:06:20 GMT 1
in blissful ignorance.
*la la la la la*
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Post by ab on Apr 6, 2011 9:14:37 GMT 1
You of changed. You would of risen to the bate before.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Apr 6, 2011 9:17:40 GMT 1
Will's different than what he used to be.
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Apr 6, 2011 10:25:14 GMT 1
Ever since he started taking Elt's pills.
I have been championing the subjunctive mood following a conditional clause in my occasional series of postings about Sith's predilections.
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Post by markelt on Apr 6, 2011 10:26:00 GMT 1
Now you're just throwing words at the screen.
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Post by merkin on Apr 6, 2011 10:29:01 GMT 1
It does for you.
As I remember it, I thought Catfry caught someone washing his wand in the sink?
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Post by Bernie on Apr 6, 2011 10:31:23 GMT 1
If you had been educated, you were* see just how wrong you are.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Apr 6, 2011 10:47:16 GMT 1
merkin. that's what he says. it's what he didn't say that is clearly what happened.
bernie. that's unpossible.
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Post by denby on Apr 8, 2011 7:44:04 GMT 1
As I remember it, I thought Catfry caught someone washing his wand in the sink? nearly merkin. carfty did indeed catch a greek washing his todger in the sink but, even though there were 4 (four) other wash basins available, he chose to wash his hands in the same wash basin. whilst the greek was still scrubbing his undercarriage my big fat greek cockwashing |
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Post by Bernie on Apr 8, 2011 7:51:38 GMT 1
Wash gland basin.
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