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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 14, 2008 14:08:59 GMT 1
What was she drinking anyway? Did you ask her? ;D Yeah, water with Sunflowers in God knows where she got sunflowers. It's absolutely chucking it down.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 14, 2008 14:10:04 GMT 1
Only imperialist types, Sideshow. You can't trust the yellow man, you know. Inscrutable, always has been. I remember I was on a Negro-shoot once in the Yangtse delta, and we had one of the little fuckers along to fetch us drinks and the like. Ying Ying his name was, had an arse like a polished turtle shell and a twinkle in his little slitty eye. Anyway, one day Carruthers and I were out stalking each other when I heard a rustling noise in the bushes behind me. Turned around and there he was! Ying Ying! Cock out and grinning like some sort of banshee. Anyway, I let the old Lee Enfield drop to the ground, stepped forward an undid me breeches, when... WALLOP! Next thing I knew <cont page 94>
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Post by e17hoop on Jan 14, 2008 14:17:30 GMT 1
I keep reading that in a Welsh accent and it makes me laugh so much I hurt.
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Post by sideshow on Jan 14, 2008 14:19:02 GMT 1
You can't even wait till you see the whites of their eyes, the canny bleeders.
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 14, 2008 14:19:35 GMT 1
PMSL, Genius
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Post by Fenton on Jan 14, 2008 14:42:46 GMT 1
I think I know what the Chinese girl* was drinking .. green tea, possibly with jasmine very nice although I prefer the jasmine pearls (NSN, I'll send you some of these) * was she really Chinese GT or are you just assuming that she was Chinese in a 'all yellow people look the same' type way?
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Post by Fenton on Jan 14, 2008 14:44:28 GMT 1
oh and I didn't complain about Bernie's use of the word .. I don't like it at all and it mightily pissed me off that rivals allowed it to be used but considered the p word and the n word as offensive
stupid fucking c****
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 14, 2008 14:48:54 GMT 1
She was reading www.china-pub.com. I felt it was a fair assumption to make And it didn't really look that much like that. The flowers were definitely yellow. And the liquid clear.
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Post by Fenton on Jan 14, 2008 14:52:40 GMT 1
you can get lots of different kinds of blossoming teas, with different coloured flowers and you can reuse the each flower several times, the tea gets weaker each time you use it
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Post by Bernie on Jan 14, 2008 14:53:45 GMT 1
I didn't for a second imagine you had complained, Fenners. While we may know very little about each other, we know each other better than that. If it needs saying I regard it as as bad a word as the "n" or "p" words too.
"Fuzzy wuzzy" , on the other hand, if absolutely fine, and the title of one of the greatest poems ever written.
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Post by turtle on Jan 14, 2008 14:55:32 GMT 1
Someone's took that glass to the bog with them.
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Post by sideshow on Jan 14, 2008 14:57:42 GMT 1
all about context, I suspect the context of the complainant was 'I'm a miserable twat evesdropping on peoples conversations'
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Post by Fenton on Jan 14, 2008 14:58:17 GMT 1
if you stopped eating rubbish food, I'm sure your problem would clear up
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Post by turtle on Jan 14, 2008 15:00:06 GMT 1
Keep drinking the flowers petal.
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Post by jerichoharris on Jan 14, 2008 15:00:59 GMT 1
We need to quote huge reams of Flashman on here. The do-gooders won't know what's hit them.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 14, 2008 15:01:51 GMT 1
I've had jasmine tea. It's fucking rank.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 14, 2008 15:15:08 GMT 1
I didn't much like jasmine tea when I tried it, neither. Green tea on the other hand (if that's what "Special Gunpowder" is) rocks the BELLS and sends me off to sleep quiker than two cans of Tennants' Stupor and a 100mg valium
I heart Flashman. I heart Kipling as well (plus he was, for his day, and in fact for this day, something of a bleeding heart liberal do-gooder)
"Ere's to yer, Fuzzy Wuzzy, in your 'ome in the Sudan You're a poor benighted 'eathen, but a first class fighting man!"
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Post by Hertz on Jan 14, 2008 15:24:00 GMT 1
AWAG at its best. Good work everyone
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Post by icantsigninaslark on Jan 14, 2008 19:53:46 GMT 1
Green tea is ace I have a green tea pot - that is actually brown - and proper receptacles for drinking the tea out of
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Post by owlie on Jan 14, 2008 20:05:02 GMT 1
Green tea is ace I have a green tea pot - that is actually brown - and proper receptacles for drinking the tea out ofThat will be called a MUG. Drinking tea from anythign else is just wrong.
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Post by latelark on Jan 15, 2008 9:34:31 GMT 1
Green tea is ace I have a green tea pot - that is actually brown - and proper receptacles for drinking the tea out ofThat will be called a MUG. Drinking tea from anythign else is just wrong. No - green tea should be drunk out of an earthenware type cup thing
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Post by Fenton on Jan 15, 2008 10:27:12 GMT 1
blossoming teas and stuff should be drunk from glass cups using a glass teapot
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Post by Fenton on Jan 15, 2008 21:54:35 GMT 1
just a quick question while we're all being politically correct, why is dannyhtafc's avator acceptable?
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Post by turtle on Jan 15, 2008 22:11:30 GMT 1
Evening fents. Evening awagging too eh? SADDO! Ah. Fair question you pose there mind.
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Post by Catfish on Jan 15, 2008 22:33:40 GMT 1
I think this might be my favourite thread ever. BAN THE DAFFODIL-CRUNCHING EISTEDDFOD-PARTICIPATING LIVESTOCK BOTHERER.
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Post by Bernie on Jan 16, 2008 9:27:56 GMT 1
Oh be nice, you.
It should be everyone's favourite thread ever - herbal tea and racism. Who doesn't like at least one of those subjects, eh?
And what does DannyHFTC's avatar look like?
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 16, 2008 10:04:56 GMT 1
I FIND PIKEYMIKEY'S USERNAME OFFENSIVE, IT'S A CLEAR AFFRONT TO OUR UPSTANDING TINKER I MEAN IRISH TRAVELLER COMMUNITY
PLEASE BAN EVERYONE INVOLVED
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Post by Will_75 on Jan 16, 2008 10:21:01 GMT 1
why oh why oh why was i out yesterday?
well done everyone involved.
oi bernie, my late maternal grandfather made me a gift, on the occasion of my 21st birthday, of his complete kipling collection, lovingly gathered over decades, in matching red leather covers with natty elephant and swastika motif. some of them are first editions, which is nice.
my mrs is yet to be persuaded of his genius, hence they are currently displayed in the bottom half of one of the living room bookcases, what has doors on it.
still, my progeny will be read the just so stories whether she likes it or not. none of these lily-livered namby-pamby gingerbread people in our house, i can tell you.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 16, 2008 10:23:22 GMT 1
for those who missed it, the deleted post was comedy gold
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Post by Will_75 on Jan 16, 2008 10:34:25 GMT 1
can you repeat it, without using any offensive words, motherfucker?
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