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Post by michelotti on Jan 16, 2008 10:43:51 GMT 1
Damn! I go away on business for a couple of days and all hell breaks lose! I can only assume it was lurkers from next door who sent the PM's to Manc. I never got any, but then again they all fucking hate me anyway so no surprise there.  Anyway, Bernie! play nicely! you leek munching, sheepshagging, cowl eating, slatemining c***  |
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 16, 2008 10:44:16 GMT 1
at the severe risk of not doing it justice...
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Post by michelotti on Jan 16, 2008 10:46:33 GMT 1
Can you pm it me without the deleted deleted so I can enjoy the thread in it's entireity
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Post by Bernie on Jan 16, 2008 10:49:27 GMT 1
Just So Stories are superb - though the one about the giant crab used to give me nightmares
I can't really, Will, you never know who's reading. I merely suggested (ironically, I hasten to add) that the flower-water drinking girl be reminded that while in Rome she should behave like the proverbial Romans and not go indulging in any of her inscrutable Oriental ways, not on the white man's time anyway. It did include one offensive racial epithet but the rest of it was essentially factual (Dog-eating, yellow in hue* etc)
*Ha! Little Vietnam pun, there.
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Post by Fenton on Jan 16, 2008 11:00:13 GMT 1
the avator can be found at this site |
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Post by michelotti on Jan 16, 2008 11:03:11 GMT 1
I've got some badges like that! My nan saved up lots of Jam Jar lids and sent them off to a Jam making company and they sent her a badge in return!
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 16, 2008 11:04:29 GMT 1
It would be an Australian site, wouldn't it. Bunch of racist convicts.
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Post by michelotti on Jan 16, 2008 11:05:48 GMT 1
I didn't for a second imagine you had complained, Fenners. While we may know very little about each other, we know each other better than that. If it needs saying I regard it as as bad a word as the "n" or "p" words too. "Fuzzy wuzzy" , on the other hand, if absolutely fine, and the title of one of the greatest poems ever written. Is that the poem about the follically challenged Bear? |
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Post by Bernie on Jan 16, 2008 11:12:12 GMT 1
No. It is the title of a Kipling opus praising the fighting skills of the Sudanese warriors who, armed only with "coffin-lidded shield and shovel spear" managed to break the square formation of the British infantry, who were armed with .455 Martini-Henry rifles (known colloquially as the "wogstopper" due to the frankly eye-watering kinetic energy the round produced). In fact, the only opponent to have ever done so, according to the poem which lists other notable enemies.
"We took our chance amongst the Kyber hills,
The Boers knocked us silly at a mile
The Burman gave us irriwaddy chills
And a Zulu impi dished us up in style.
But all as such we ever got from they
Was pop to what the fuzzy made us swallow
We held our bloomin' own the papers say
But man for man, the fuzzy knocked us hollow"
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Post by michelotti on Jan 16, 2008 11:16:55 GMT 1
Ooh! that's a bit interlectewal for me is that. I prefer mine anyway:-
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy,
Wuzzy?
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Post by Catfish on Jan 16, 2008 16:57:11 GMT 1
I love it.
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