Get with the program Mike

[Plan Bee]

According to that respected scientific journal thelondonpaper:

"Eating youghurt could make you thin, according to new research. Experts at Imperial College London found 'friendly bacteria' in probiotic yogurt could give guts a metabolic boost by changing the physical make-up of abnormal bacteria."

I bet you're embarrassed at telling us they were useless, aren't you

[MikR]

Snort

First real evidence that they work and Professor Nicholson's actually playing it down, which is a bit odd. I look forward to seeing the paper and sending it to greyers...

[michelotti]

I still reckon it's a load of marketing bollocks.

Right! we've got loads of gone off milk left over as a by-product. Lets put it into little plastic pots and tell people it's good for them, include some big words in the sales hype, like pro-biotic, and charge the thick fuckers loads

[njkk]

I'm scared it will give me the shits even worserer than I've got them now

[ab]

Don't worry, all we'll be able to buy here soon will be "pro-biotic" past its best milk as the Yellow Peril have developed a taste for dairy products they can't metabolise well and soon we'll be exporting all our milk there. We might get some sunflower tea back.

[michelotti]

I've just been on a business trip with guy from New Zealand. He was telling me that nearly all the milk produced over there is processed into powder and shipped to China

[e17hoop]

I heard* that 75% of all cream produced in Ireland goes into Bailey's.

*as in sworn it was true by a drunken woman in a bar

[njkk]

e17hoop said:

I heard* that 75% of all cream produced in Ireland goes into Bailey's.

*as in sworn it was true by a drunken woman in a bar

I've heard its not just Cow Cream they put in it