Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Jan 9, 2008 10:22:10 GMT 1
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Post by michelotti on Jan 9, 2008 11:14:55 GMT 1
Stephen Fry is
Highly Intelligent
Talented
Witty
Funny
A c***!
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Post by mrduckington on Jan 9, 2008 12:16:29 GMT 1
I saw him once whilst enjoying a spot of luncheon at the London Cricket Club and the man has an enormously over-sized head.
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Post by njkk on Jan 9, 2008 12:23:46 GMT 1
There are some big bonces about, look at Allardyce and Steve Bruce massive heads
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Bernie
Jimmy Glazzard Terrier
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Post by Bernie on Jan 9, 2008 12:33:02 GMT 1
Pigeonholed! Get it? Sounds like it might mean manbumsex!!
Obviously cornholed would have been better, but pigeons eat corn, don't they?
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MikR
Tom Cowan Terrier
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 12:35:23 GMT 1
I reckon turtle would eat a street pigeon and attempt to pass it off as an act of working-class defiance.
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Post by turtle on Jan 9, 2008 12:38:45 GMT 1
Hello. I am a walking dustbin and so is my dad.
I was admonished by my niece the other day for licking my plate clean of gravy.
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MikR
Tom Cowan Terrier
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 12:41:33 GMT 1
Arf
My dad, if bread is unavailable, can clean his plate of gravy with a knife. My missus watches agog at this.
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Post by turtle on Jan 9, 2008 12:53:15 GMT 1
I might have told this story on here before but anyway I probably have eaten street pigeon....
My dad worked for a pig farmer but they also made pig meal. They used to get old sweets by the lorry load from various local factories and mash it up to feed to the pigs. We'd regularly get bucket loads of sweets that he'd swiped from work. Anyway, this one time he brought home a mahoosive lump of cooking chocolate. About the size of 3 or 4 breezeblocks. Huge. Apparently a pigeon had been seen to land in the VAT during it's manufacture so it was sent off to the pig farm. Didn't stop us digging in without a second thought. God it was nice.
Thinking about it, I am a right pikey. Hasn't killed me yet though.
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brispie
Andy Booth Terrier
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Post by brispie on Jan 9, 2008 13:22:10 GMT 1
My dad just tips the plate back and necks his gravy, spillage down his face and on his shirt and all.
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Post by Plan Bee on Jan 9, 2008 23:25:43 GMT 1
So *that's* what your avatar is.
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Catfish
Iain Dunn Terrier
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Post by Catfish on Jan 9, 2008 23:31:41 GMT 1
Isn't *anyone* going to comment on the headline? Poor Bernie.
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merkin
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Post by merkin on Jan 10, 2008 9:01:30 GMT 1
Whatever next, Timmy Mallet crying that he couldn't play James Bond.
Don't tell the world you are a bent c*** then.
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Post by e17hoop on Jan 10, 2008 12:45:34 GMT 1
Whatever next, Timmy Mallet crying that he couldn't play James Bond. Don't tell the world you are a bent c*** then. Timmy Mallet as James Bond? That could work. Although I reckon you'd be better off with that Speight bloke if you want a kids TV presenter to play a cold blooded murderer*. *not based in fact. |
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Post by Wizaard on Jan 10, 2008 17:21:34 GMT 1
*Obviously not, as he's been told that there will be no charges of murder only Class A drugs dealing. That's OK then for a kids TV presenter...oh
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Post by jaymz on Jan 11, 2008 16:40:21 GMT 1
I saw him once whilst enjoying a spot of luncheon at the London Cricket Club and the man has an enormously over-sized head. All famous people have big heads that I've noticed. The least favorite you are, bigger your knob I suppose. |
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