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Post by e17hoop on Jan 10, 2008 13:48:59 GMT 1
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bromley
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Post by bromley on Jan 10, 2008 13:59:21 GMT 1
Any half decent dealer would have had her bumped off well in advance of court.
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Post by njkk on Jan 10, 2008 14:34:37 GMT 1
<In hospital she was hooked up to a respirator. She said she suffered lung, heart, kidney and liver failure and may never be able to have children>
Thank fuck for that
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2008 14:52:42 GMT 1
You sell someone a stimulant that works (as evidenced by it stimulating her central nervous system to the point that her eyes started bleeding, he heart ruptured and huge, hairy tits started growing on her back) -you get sued. You sell them weak crap, you probably get sued as well. People are never fucking satisfied, are they?
Svennish news reported on some dimwit who tried to smuggle 15 kilos of hash in his stomach (which does earn some respect, given how unpleasant it would be to both swallow and retrieve said drugs for what must have been a fairly piddling profit) into Norway. It ended with a police spokesman saying how dangerous it was because the little drug baskets could have ruptured and given him an overdose. Giggling for an hour, eating all the snacks in the house and then falling asleep for about three days is not my idea of a dangerous overdose.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2008 14:56:04 GMT 1
Maybe I'm just a complete lightweight but I'd have thought that 15 kilos would have a fairly hefty effect. It would on me anyway. I don't think I could consume 15 kilos of anything.
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MikR
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Post by MikR on Jan 10, 2008 15:03:00 GMT 1
15 kilos? Fuck me.
"I'm unpleasantly stuffed, yet rather peckish"
EDIT: I've inadevertantly described Merk
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2008 15:13:00 GMT 1
Yes, I'm a twat and the decimal system still confuses me. Slightly less "props" are in order, it was actually only **1.5** kilos. 15 kilos would be ludicrous, being about equivalent in volume to a hod-full of house bricks. Interesting x-ray here: www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article1596960.abStill 15 or 1.5. kilos of hash isn't going to kill anyone (unless it lands on their head). YOu won't be very good conversation for a while but I doubt a Norwegian would notice. |
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Post by MikR on Jan 10, 2008 15:14:56 GMT 1
How many eighths in 15 kilos?
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 10, 2008 15:16:14 GMT 1
roughly 40*15*8
4800 i reckon
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2008 15:21:04 GMT 1
Ah. Now this I CAN work out. Yer Euro to british conversion measure goes something like this - 36 ounces to the kilo (i.e. 4 ferkin nine-bars, brar) 36*8 = 288 * 15 = 4,320 Henries. Or 2160 Pay Attention 007's.
Remind me never to buy off you, Sith. Looks like it woudl be well under.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 10, 2008 15:24:45 GMT 1
i was working to the more conventional fleece your dumb druggie 25g to the oz
damn you and your quick re-working - i'd make us an extra £4300 though.
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Bernie
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Post by Bernie on Jan 10, 2008 15:26:25 GMT 1
See what happens when you don't deny woman your essence? Addles your brain, lad.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 10, 2008 15:27:00 GMT 1
look - proper weights to friends, slightly under to thick druggies popping round
if BAT can get away with turning 28g into 25g then so can I if needbe.
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 10, 2008 16:10:06 GMT 1
Why am I laughing so much at this thread?
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Post by njkk on Jan 10, 2008 16:14:18 GMT 1
When my mum used to work in my sisters shoppe, she was amazed at the amount of kettle de-scaler the bloke in the flat opposite used buy off them, "he seemed such a nice young man, and the way the police knocked his door through was a bit heavy handed"
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MikR
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Post by MikR on Jan 10, 2008 16:19:05 GMT 1
Gorkss is a great name for a band (this refers to GT's signature).
EDIT: Gorkss's Zygotic Monkey - bugger
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 10, 2008 16:20:43 GMT 1
Why am I laughing so much at this thread? Too much skunk probably. |
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 10, 2008 16:28:53 GMT 1
instead of spending a fortune on anti-drugs campaigns, the government should just point the young folk in the direction of this thread to see how drugs can turn seemingly intelligent people into vegetables
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 10, 2008 16:37:22 GMT 1
Any fool knows that a 'teenth' is 1.75grms and and an eigth is 3.5grammes so its just 15000 / 3.5 innit = 4'285 eighths
Maths never was a strong point mind.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 10, 2008 16:43:07 GMT 1
see?
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Will_75
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Post by Will_75 on Jan 10, 2008 17:08:01 GMT 1
*applause*
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Post by richhtfc on Jan 10, 2008 17:09:34 GMT 1
What? what did I do? Have i been silly again?
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