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Post by rockwall on Mar 2, 2024 21:25:38 GMT 1
Ahhhh I’m compiling mannerisms and words as I go along to try and understand more. So far, but not limited to: Weapon Bell end Nonce Botherer Mickey So when someone says “absolutely  ” that sounds to me like another saying I’d never heard of 😂😂 Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. Spunktrumpet is one of my faves! |
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Post by kayeb222 on Mar 2, 2024 21:30:07 GMT 1
Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. Spunktrumpet is one of my faves! That's a new one on me. I've heard trumpetbum and spunkmuncher but not spunktrumpet! Lo! |
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Post by drumriggend on Mar 2, 2024 21:31:19 GMT 1
I like the way this thread is going..
If it’s a swearing competition can I play ..
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Post by kayeb222 on Mar 2, 2024 21:33:13 GMT 1
I like the way this thread is going.. If it’s a swearing competition can I play .. 😜😜 I was unsure about swearing myself but.... Fuck it... Why not?! |
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Post by kayeb222 on Mar 2, 2024 22:05:01 GMT 1
Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. Spunktrumpet is one of my faves! Conker bollocks is a good one too! |
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Post by townarentbest on Mar 2, 2024 23:33:27 GMT 1
Ahhhh I’m compiling mannerisms and words as I go along to try and understand more. So far, but not limited to: Weapon Bell end Nonce Botherer Mickey So when someone says “absolutely ” that sounds to me like another saying I’d never heard of 😂😂 Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. Tinpot. Everything you’ve written is useless, the only thing anyone from outside the border needs to know is. ITS A TEA CAKE. |
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Post by Norn Iron Terrier on Mar 3, 2024 0:37:14 GMT 1
Ahhhh I’m compiling mannerisms and words as I go along to try and understand more. So far, but not limited to: Weapon Bell end Nonce Botherer Mickey So when someone says “absolutely ” that sounds to me like another saying I’d never heard of 😂😂 Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. This thread is giving the same energy as |
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Post by yorkshiretripod on Mar 3, 2024 2:10:14 GMT 1
Spunktrumpet is one of my faves! Conker bollocks is a good one too! Can't beat a good cuntlamp or shitehawk! |
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Post by kayeb222 on Mar 4, 2024 1:15:50 GMT 1
Someone needs to start a thread for 'must know words for American fans' Here's a few insulting terms we use- knob, prick,wanker, cockhead, dickhead,numpty, twat,fuckwit,moron,tit or tithead,spanner, Insults usually aimed at females (normally ugly or of questionable morals)are- skank, sket, minger,slag,slut, prossie,yo-yo knickers, the village bicycle. Going out drinking with friends is sometimes referred to as- on the sesh, a few jars,on one,on the piss or the lash or a bender.pissing it up,an allnighter. And if you happen to witness a fight at the match it's often called- a scrap, punch up,argie bargie,agro,an off,a scuffle,a set 2,a kick off or a full blown riot!. This thread is giving the same energy as try not to be homophobic but....shit....that was funny!! |
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Post by keithAM11532 on Mar 4, 2024 2:19:57 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying
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Post by Justasmithers on Mar 4, 2024 3:53:50 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying So honest to God question, were any of the things I listed swears? I know many of the replies have swearing- but I genuinely don’t know if anything I wrote is considered a swear over there. For instance, I know what bellend means now, but is it considered a bad word like D**k would be? Or better yet, would any of the words I listed not be allowed on regular television? I probably should know these things |
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Post by htfcterry on Mar 4, 2024 7:10:28 GMT 1
The first one said he likes you, the second agreed. The bit is an emoji of a smiley face waving a blue and white but for some reason it shows as " " ( I think it's something to do with the difference between desktop and phone) Ahhhh I’m compiling mannerisms and words as I go along to try and understand more. So far, but not limited to: Weapon Bell end Nonce Botherer Mickey So when someone says “absolutely ” that sounds to me like another saying I’d never heard of 😂😂 I can tell you a fun fact about the word "Nonce" - it's origin was at Wakefield prison and actually stands for "Not On Normal Courtyard Excercise". It was used to stamp prisoners who were more of a danger to other prisoners when they were out and staff would keep the Nonce ones in. I only found this out from watching something on Netflix last year 😂 It's somehow now got a different meaning, which is probably best left alone. |
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Post by Porrohman on Mar 4, 2024 7:16:25 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying What extreme swearing ? |
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Post by htafcokay on Mar 4, 2024 7:43:44 GMT 1
Fucking hell fire.
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Post by workshyfop on Mar 4, 2024 7:53:40 GMT 1
I realise the kit is a bit out of your remit, but if you could just pass on two little words, it would be greatly appreciated: black socks.
Thanks,
Fashionistafop
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Post by colnevalleyblue on Mar 4, 2024 7:59:40 GMT 1
I realise the kit is a bit out of your remit, but if you could just pass on two little words, it would be greatly appreciated: black socks. Thanks, Fashionistafop Noooo White socks blue top trim ALWAYS for me. |
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Post by Mastercracker on Mar 4, 2024 9:10:15 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying Pathetic |
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Post by Huddy Town Black Sox on Mar 4, 2024 10:12:18 GMT 1
I realise the kit is a bit out of your remit, but if you could just pass on two little words, it would be greatly appreciated: black socks. Thanks, Fashionistafop Noooo White socks blue top trim ALWAYS for me. Black socks look cool |
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Post by htfcterry on Mar 4, 2024 10:13:34 GMT 1
I realise the kit is a bit out of your remit, but if you could just pass on two little words, it would be greatly appreciated: black socks. Thanks, Fashionistafop Are we moving away from the current shirt providers next season? I'm sure I read it somewhere. |
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Post by kennyk2 on Mar 4, 2024 10:19:54 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying Pathetic Pathetic is not a swearword... I'm sure you can do better than that. |
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Post by workshyfop on Mar 4, 2024 10:35:47 GMT 1
I realise the kit is a bit out of your remit, but if you could just pass on two little words, it would be greatly appreciated: black socks. Thanks, Fashionistafop Are we moving away from the current shirt providers next season? I'm sure I read it somewhere. I think KN said so early on in his tenure, but I thought we had another year to run with Umbro. 🤷🏻♂️ He mentioned using the same as Sac Republic too, which I think is Hummel. Not too fussed as long as we get black socks back! |
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Post by Captainslapper on Mar 4, 2024 10:50:32 GMT 1
This seasons shirt will have been sorted before his take over so next seasons will be the first Kevs responsible for. Then he'll truly know the meaning of fan abuse if it's a bad one!  My advice..keep it as simple as you can..less squiggles , flashes and shaded bits the better..keep all that crap for the away kits if you must...oh and black socks obviously. |
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Post by King Neil on Mar 4, 2024 11:41:28 GMT 1
This seasons shirt will have been sorted before his take over so next seasons will be the first Kevs responsible for. Then he'll truly know the meaning of fan abuse if it's a bad one! My advice..keep it as simple as you can..less squiggles , flashes and shaded bits the better..keep all that crap for the away kits if you must...oh and black socks obviously. Personally I Don't like any red pinstripe on the home kit..wide stripes and the lighter blue we have now had since the mid 90,s👍 I also like the red/black stripes for the away kit which we have had in the past |
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Post by King Neil on Mar 4, 2024 11:54:42 GMT 1
As long as we don't do a Vincent tan and change to an all Red home kit..like our very first kit as htafc
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Post by Teddington Ted on Mar 4, 2024 11:55:07 GMT 1
White stripe, blue stripe ad infinitum…all the way around until it gets back to the start.
Leave a plain bit for the number, use the old badge, don’t put a bookies name on the front and make sure it doesn’t grate the nipples.
It’s not hard.
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Post by King Neil on Mar 4, 2024 12:08:47 GMT 1
Kev did say a few months ago that both clubs will maybe start to use the same brands to help on manufacturing costs
So on that it's probably a kit by Hummel
2024 sacramento kit made by them
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Post by incognito on Mar 4, 2024 12:23:59 GMT 1
I am advising to stop the extreme swearing right now. Just saying So honest to God question, were any of the things I listed swears? I know many of the replies have swearing- but I genuinely don’t know if anything I wrote is considered a swear over there. For instance, I know what bellend means now, but is it considered a bad word like D**k would be? Or better yet, would any of the words I listed not be allowed on regular television? I probably should know these things Bellend is addressed quite neatly in this BBC America guide: The Brit List: 10 Stinging British InsultsLike most phallic insults, it's more commonly heard post-watershed due to the intent, rather than the word itself. As for your others: - Weapon: Obscure enough for all-day use. could be substituted with 'tool', 'spanner', 'chopper' etc. - Nonce: Most commonly employed by young males who have watched too many crime dramas / football hooligan films. But it will cause offense. - Botherer: I've only ever seen it deployed in the same, ultra-specific example you have. - Mickey: No idea about this one. In my experience, 'twat' has generally been the British expression my US colleagues have adopted with greatest relish (admittedly more to describe other 'co-workers' than as a direct address). |
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Post by Mastercracker on Mar 4, 2024 12:45:11 GMT 1
So honest to God question, were any of the things I listed swears? I know many of the replies have swearing- but I genuinely don’t know if anything I wrote is considered a swear over there. For instance, I know what bellend means now, but is it considered a bad word like D**k would be? Or better yet, would any of the words I listed not be allowed on regular television? I probably should know these things Bellend is addressed quite neatly in this BBC America guide: The Brit List: 10 Stinging British InsultsLike most phallic insults, it's more commonly heard post-watershed due to the intent, rather than the word itself. As for your others: - Weapon: Obscure enough for all-day use. could be substituted with 'tool', 'spanner', 'chopper' etc. - Nonce: Most commonly employed by young males who have watched too many crime dramas / football hooligan films. But it will cause offense. - Botherer: I've only ever seen it deployed in the same, ultra-specific example you have. - Mickey: No idea about this one. In my experience, 'twat' has generally been the British expression my US colleagues have adopted with greatest relish (admittedly more to describe other 'co-workers' than as a direct address). Outstanding work dredging up box 18. |
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Post by townarentbest on Mar 4, 2024 13:24:53 GMT 1
This seasons shirt will have been sorted before his take over so next seasons will be the first Kevs responsible for. Then he'll truly know the meaning of fan abuse if it's a bad one! My advice..keep it as simple as you can..less squiggles , flashes and shaded bits the better..keep all that crap for the away kits if you must...oh and black socks obviously. No idea if the squiggle was supposed to be anything, but I did quite like the black socks with squiggles that Man Utd wore yesterday. |
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Post by Justasmithers on Mar 4, 2024 13:55:14 GMT 1
So honest to God question, were any of the things I listed swears? I know many of the replies have swearing- but I genuinely don’t know if anything I wrote is considered a swear over there. For instance, I know what bellend means now, but is it considered a bad word like D**k would be? Or better yet, would any of the words I listed not be allowed on regular television? I probably should know these things Bellend is addressed quite neatly in this BBC America guide: The Brit List: 10 Stinging British InsultsLike most phallic insults, it's more commonly heard post-watershed due to the intent, rather than the word itself. As for your others: - Weapon: Obscure enough for all-day use. could be substituted with 'tool', 'spanner', 'chopper' etc. - Nonce: Most commonly employed by young males who have watched too many crime dramas / football hooligan films. But it will cause offense. - Botherer: I've only ever seen it deployed in the same, ultra-specific example you have. - Mickey: No idea about this one. In my experience, 'twat' has generally been the British expression my US colleagues have adopted with greatest relish (admittedly more to describe other 'co-workers' than as a direct address). Ah, thank you. Also what’s a “watershed” (assuming a pub?) I want to be respectful of moderation here and not swear, but twat is used plenty over here- however would CERTAINLY be considered a swear word. For me- swear word = word you couldn’t say on the radio. But apparently over there it isn’t. Got it. |
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