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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 13:35:53 GMT 1
Ours is shit
Bury's is even shitter.
In fact, for the whole daley division home form is not what it's meant to be.
288 games 108 home wins 109 away wins 71 draws
I put it down to European style football being played in the bottowm division by away sides, solid at the back, quick on the break, no quarter given.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 9, 2008 13:37:20 GMT 1
how can your home form be shit? you never play at home.
'ooh it's spitting'
CALL THE GAME OFF
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Post by bromley on Jan 9, 2008 13:37:51 GMT 1
Home form is pretty rock solid in the sub-daley division.
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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 13:39:24 GMT 1
We have a team of premmiershyt bound youngsters who the ref is naturally going to protect when our northern rock solid pitch freezes.
Your donkeys can, and do, play on anything as an injury to them would probably be an improvement.
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Post by brispie on Jan 9, 2008 13:51:01 GMT 1
Football is shit and getting shitter. Where will this horrendous slump end? No top half finish now since 2000-01 season. The best being last seasons just below mid table. Another relegation battle looming, a new manager who can't work out what's going on and is so depressed that he's considering walking after only 2 months in charge. Oh, and we've only won 4 home games all season, but we've lost the last 3.
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 14:41:07 GMT 1
Don't talk to me about shit home farm. We're absolutely WANK, probably the worst team in the football league, and the current squad is by common assent the worst in at least forty years. I think we could be doing the Plate.
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 9, 2008 14:43:29 GMT 1
*waves*
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Post by brispie on Jan 9, 2008 14:44:44 GMT 1
Don't you dare come on here and steal my thunder. Our top scoring striker has got 2 goals this season. The only team that we have beaten who is below us in the league is Wrexham and we must have caught them on a bad day.
We should have a shit play off final, to decide who is the shittest.
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 14:45:50 GMT 1
That is actually impressively shit bris, I must say. If any of your midfielders are worse than ours, though, they should not be playing the game professionally.
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Post by JohnnyNeptune on Jan 9, 2008 14:54:10 GMT 1
we didn't win a home game til mid december - we're more wanky than all of you.
the only reason we're not bottom is because port vale's dedication to being worse than useless is admirable.
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 14:57:04 GMT 1
If there's a method of defeat we've not yet tried - played well but lost, hammered, lost two goal lead, etc - I'd like to hear about it. Those sorts of wank young players you get on loan for a month from Premier sides have been our best players.
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Post by brispie on Jan 9, 2008 15:05:10 GMT 1
You're so this season. We've been practising how to lose matches for at least 7 years now. We've got it down to a fine art. At the moment we're going through a 'playing fairly well, but not quite good enough to win' phase.
Neil Mackenzie is far and away our best midfielder. Richard Butcher has scored 8 goals from midfield, but that's all he does. He can't tackle, pass or run. We have no wide players as such and a defence that has got progressively worse since, captain and player of the year, Mike Edwards, broke his ankle in pre-season.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 9, 2008 15:10:32 GMT 1
Apparently we've not lost a home league game in which we've scored first since 2001 when we lost to Notts County.
I heard this fact on Sky TV so it might well be wrong.
What's going on with Notts anyway? They used to be pretty decent.
And while we're on a football thread, there have apparently been 20 loan enquiries for awag favourite Steve BROOKER and I'm guessing there's a few awaggers' teams amongst them, so own up who are you?
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Post by CaptainSambuca on Jan 9, 2008 15:10:52 GMT 1
come and support us, we're ace
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Post by MikR on Jan 9, 2008 15:12:40 GMT 1
We're definitely one of the 20 Dan.
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Post by fgrfc_dan on Jan 9, 2008 15:14:45 GMT 1
I've just read on the BBC website that he's broken again, so don't hold your breath.
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Post by Fenton on Jan 9, 2008 15:46:22 GMT 1
bugger off sambuca
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Post by mrduckington on Jan 9, 2008 15:48:44 GMT 1
Oh boo hoo the lot of you. None of you really have any sort of clue.
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 9, 2008 16:27:23 GMT 1
This seasons home form - PLayed 13, Won 5, Drawn 5, Lost 3. Scored 20, Conceded 14. Average.
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Post by turtle on Jan 9, 2008 16:48:54 GMT 1
We were really properly rubbish for ages, it was not nice. You all have my sympathy. I reckon the plate! win in the recent shitness stakes competition though.
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Post by thrupennybithead on Jan 9, 2008 17:12:09 GMT 1
We've lost at home to Wycombe, Accrington and Brentford ......how shitterer is that?
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Post by Wizaard on Jan 9, 2008 17:18:22 GMT 1
We've lost at home to Cardiff City, Norwich City and Stoke City.
As long as we don't play Cities we are invincible. (Brizzle obviously doesn't count)
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Post by GlasgowTangerine on Jan 9, 2008 18:18:09 GMT 1
Oh, now I totally get your AVFTT post. I'm so thick.
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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 18:36:43 GMT 1
Bury 2007 home record
Played 23 Won 3 Drawn 4 Lost 17
They piss on all of you.
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Post by belly77 on Jan 9, 2008 20:11:15 GMT 1
How the hell are they not in the plate league with that record?
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Post by daleylama on Jan 9, 2008 21:30:10 GMT 1
They avoided relegation on the last day last season and there are a few shytter teams this season.
I've double checked and got my figures wrong anyway, the figures actually are...
Won 3 Drew 8 Lost 13
Much better, n'est pas?
how their manager is still in place is beyond me too.
They went on a 16 game streak last season without a win. Didn't win a home match in 2007 until October. Went on a 4 game losing streak early on this season. Are currently on a losing streak of 6 league games.
In between they seem to have purple patches of man United scale, in that they will win 5 games or so and think they are on the way to yurope.
Troubled times at Gigg lane, apparantly their defeat last night at Morcambe in the JPT Northern Semi was the worst performance since Mary did the whole virgin thing.
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Post by Plan Bee on Jan 9, 2008 22:54:46 GMT 1
Brentford home: P12 W3 D2 L7 points 11 Brentford away: P13 W6 D3 L4 points 21 We fit right into the Daley division
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Post by e17hoop on Jan 9, 2008 23:17:36 GMT 1
Ipswich are the most home/away team in the league. Home P13 W11 D2 L0 P35 GD+26 Away P13 W0 D4 L9 P4 GD-11
And they're in the playoffs.
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Post by brispie on Jan 10, 2008 11:20:10 GMT 1
Bury are still above us.
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Post by icantsigninaslark on Jan 10, 2008 12:31:48 GMT 1
will always be greatful to Bury. We were in the daley division for the first time, had appointed Colin as manager and had started the season badly.
Then we went to Bury and won 5-0!! Promotion ensued
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