Shit home form

[daleylama]

Ours is shit

Bury's is even shitter.

In fact, for the whole daley division home form is not what it's meant to be.

288 games
108 home wins
109 away wins
71 draws

I put it down to European style football being played in the bottowm division by away sides, solid at the back, quick on the break, no quarter given.

[JohnnyNeptune]

how can your home form be shit? you never play at home.

'ooh it's spitting'

CALL THE GAME OFF

[bromley]

Home form is pretty rock solid in the sub-daley division.

[daleylama]

We have a team of premmiershyt bound youngsters who the ref is naturally going to protect when our northern rock solid pitch freezes.

Your donkeys can, and do, play on anything as an injury to them would probably be an improvement.

[brispie]

Football is shit and getting shitter. Where will this horrendous slump end? No top half finish now since 2000-01 season. The best being last seasons just below mid table. Another relegation battle looming, a new manager who can't work out what's going on and is so depressed that he's considering walking after only 2 months in charge. Oh, and we've only won 4 home games all season, but we've lost the last 3.

[MikR]

Don't talk to me about shit home farm. We're absolutely WANK, probably the worst team in the football league, and the current squad is by common assent the worst in at least forty years. I think we could be doing the Plate.

[CaptainSambuca]

*waves*

[brispie]

Don't you dare come on here and steal my thunder. Our top scoring striker has got 2 goals this season. The only team that we have beaten who is below us in the league is Wrexham and we must have caught them on a bad day.

We should have a shit play off final, to decide who is the shittest.

[MikR]

That is actually impressively shit bris, I must say. If any of your midfielders are worse than ours, though, they should not be playing the game professionally.

[JohnnyNeptune]

we didn't win a home game til mid december - we're more wanky than all of you.

the only reason we're not bottom is because port vale's dedication to being worse than useless is admirable.

[MikR]

If there's a method of defeat we've not yet tried - played well but lost, hammered, lost two goal lead, etc - I'd like to hear about it. Those sorts of wank young players you get on loan for a month from Premier sides have been our best players.

[brispie]

You're so this season. We've been practising how to lose matches for at least 7 years now. We've got it down to a fine art. At the moment we're going through a 'playing fairly well, but not quite good enough to win' phase.

Neil Mackenzie is far and away our best midfielder. Richard Butcher has scored 8 goals from midfield, but that's all he does. He can't tackle, pass or run. We have no wide players as such and a defence that has got progressively worse since, captain and player of the year, Mike Edwards, broke his ankle in pre-season.

[fgrfc_dan]

Apparently we've not lost a home league game in which we've scored first since 2001 when we lost to Notts County.

I heard this fact on Sky TV so it might well be wrong.


What's going on with Notts anyway? They used to be pretty decent.

And while we're on a football thread, there have apparently been 20 loan enquiries for awag favourite Steve BROOKER and I'm guessing there's a few awaggers' teams amongst them, so own up who are you?

[CaptainSambuca]

come and support us, we're ace

[MikR]

We're definitely one of the 20 Dan.

[fgrfc_dan]

I've just read on the BBC website that he's broken again, so don't hold your breath.

[Fenton]

bugger off sambuca

[mrduckington]

Oh boo hoo the lot of you. None of you really have any sort of clue.

[GlasgowTangerine]

This seasons home form - PLayed 13, Won 5, Drawn 5, Lost 3. Scored 20, Conceded 14. Average.

[turtle]

We were really properly rubbish for ages, it was not nice. You all have my sympathy.
I reckon the plate! win in the recent shitness stakes competition though.

[thrupennybithead]

We've lost at home to Wycombe, Accrington and Brentford ......how shitterer is that?

[Wizaard]

We've lost at home to Cardiff City, Norwich City and Stoke City.

As long as we don't play Cities we are invincible. (Brizzle obviously doesn't count)

[GlasgowTangerine]

Oh, now I totally get your AVFTT post. I'm so thick.

[daleylama]

Bury 2007 home record

Played 23
Won 3
Drawn 4
Lost 17

They piss on all of you.

[belly77]

How the hell are they not in the plate league with that record?

[daleylama]

They avoided relegation on the last day last season and there are a few shytter teams this season.

I've double checked and got my figures wrong anyway, the figures actually are...

Won 3
Drew 8
Lost 13

Much better, n'est pas?

how their manager is still in place is beyond me too.

They went on a 16 game streak last season without a win. Didn't win a home match in 2007 until October. Went on a 4 game losing streak early on this season. Are currently on a losing streak of 6 league games.

In between they seem to have purple patches of man United scale, in that they will win 5 games or so and think they are on the way to yurope.

Troubled times at Gigg lane, apparantly their defeat last night at Morcambe in the JPT Northern Semi was the worst performance since Mary did the whole virgin thing.

[Plan Bee]

Brentford home: P12 W3 D2 L7 points 11
Brentford away: P13 W6 D3 L4 points 21

We fit right into the Daley division

[e17hoop]

Ipswich are the most home/away team in the league.
Home P13 W11 D2 L0 P35 GD+26
Away P13 W0 D4 L9 P4 GD-11

And they're in the playoffs.

[brispie]

Bury are still above us.

[icantsigninaslark]

will always be greatful to Bury. We were in the daley division for the first time, had appointed Colin as manager and had started the season badly.

Then we went to Bury and won 5-0!! Promotion ensued